In Which Q. F. throws a couple of points to ponder out there....

1. Why is the combination of potato, salt & fat, in any permutation, so f-ing delish?

2. Why is it so comparatively easy to haul in support for a human charity, and so difficult for an animal charity?

3. Why does Dorian stink so much? He can have baths, be doused in doggie deodorant/cologne, have his cushion Febreezed, etc etc, and he still pongs to high heaven.

4. Why do I always lose the objects I enjoy most?

5. Why does champagne do for one what no other bevvie does?

And now, my friends, I sign off, and leave you with the above to ponder. If you have any answers, please feel free to submit them to me. There may be a reward in it for someone who can help deodorise the dog...